journeying far into the astral realm.

if aliens ever come we are so fucked. SO fucked. i think this because of movies but not because i think movies are real (they are). i think it because in a movie, whenever a space craft lands, and something walks out, and the army shoots at it for hours on end, i think yes. that seems about right to me. i share in the disbelief of the extras cast as soldiers.

if aliens come, i will side with the people who choose to destroy them. and i will be wrong. and we will all be fucked.

bang the drum slowly

the 15th season episode of the simpsons, entitled "milhouse doesn't live here anymore", is goddamn hilarious if for no reason other than this.



MILHOUSE. WITH BLEACHED HAIR. laugh x 1,000,000.

i don't remember anything else about the episode aside from milhouse's hair and he has a capital city version of monopoly.

also funny: cursing at dogs.